Friday, September 24, 2010

3rd Largest Country is Down #facebook


Facebook was down around 12:57 AM?? here in India and other parts of the world... as i write this post many people are highly tensed as they still cant log into the *3rd Largest Country.....
I logged into Twitter and did a #facebook search.. and started seeing really hilarious tweets.. so im sharing some that i quickly copied and pasted in here.. first off ..below is a print screen i took of the Twitter home page that shows the "Top Tweets".... the tweets ive highlighted had me smiling extra wide ear to ear... highlights in green are my notes..

  • FACEBOOK is down! I repeat Facebook is down! Apocalypse has come!
  • EVERYONE CALM DOWN #FACEBOOK IS DOWN DON'T PANIC...*RUNS IN CORNER AND CROUCHES IN FETAL POSITION ROCKING BACK AND FORTH* 
  • so #facebook is dead. I now have nothing to do with my evening. I wish I had a life and some friends.
  • This is the point in time when we all complain it's unreasonable for a free product with 99.9% uptime to be down for half an hour #facebook 
  • And for the first time in two years, everyone just checked their MySpace account. #facebook #FBjokes
  • Oh I Thought My Computer Was Tripping .. Cus #Facebook Isn't Working .. LOL.
  • #Facebook is down and people are goin nuts. I remember life before Facebook... 
  • Holy Shit #facebook doesn't work. What to do now?!Freaking out. Just joking, god save my #twitter account
  • #facebook is down :)) farmers are going crazy [in case you live on another planet.. this is a reference to the popular "facebook game" called Farmville]
  • #10thingsToDoWhenFacebookIsDown have a day off. Tell to clients- ' we cant work without #facebook'!!!
  • Mark Zuckerberg's probably throwing a "I am Web god" tantrum & building a Web browser that only allows people to enter #Facebook. #firefox [Mark Zuckerberg - facebook co-founder] 
  • People are freaking out because #facebook is down. So this is what the Cuban Missile Crisis felt like.
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  • Breaking - The #Suicide rate is up 212.5 percent in America, Western Europe & Asia since #FaceBook is down! #SaveTheTeens #SaveFaceBook 
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  • #Facebook is down - publicity stunt for THE SOCIAL NETWORK? Tweet yes or no. [The Social Network is a film being made on the beginnings of Facebook]
  • First #twitter gets a virus, now #facebook is down. What the heck am I supposed to do at work... work?!?!?
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  • I know what's wrong with #Facebook, I broke up with him and now he doesn't want to talk to anybody. What a big baby.
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  • really hope my 500+ virtual friends are alright. #facebook #fail\
  • I'm cracking up at all the "Facebook is down" tweets. #facebook
  • Co-workers freaking out about #facebook. Girls - your farms & frontiers will be fine. 

  • DNS FAILURE: #Facebook is down which means 9 months from today, many children will be born.

    and heres my lame tweet: 
     
    facebook -down right now, now go read a book.. offline..wait i dont have any offline..im gonna die- help! #facebook #down #sarcastic

    In case you are not familiar with Twitter...the hash mark "#" works like tags in Twitter...i hope you get the idea of what tags are..eg: #hungry typed in the search would throw up all tweets that have been tagged with hungry..


    *3rd Largest Country - if facebook = a country [via]
    If Facebook were a country, it would be the third largest in the world with a population of more than400 million people



    3 comments:

    1. Hahaha! FB, Youtube, blogspot leh HETA an block tirh minti hrechhuak.

      Lehlawk...hahaha!

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    2. I lol-ed my butt off on the Top Tweets.. specially the one by Alqaeda.. "Not sure if we did that, but we should claim credit anyway.." Hilarious... and speaking of funny terrorists, have you watched Four Lions? Pretty original.

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    3. @seki - Wordpress hi nitin i tawngtaina ah hre reng thin ang che.. :-) block ve chuan blog no more he hee...

      @blackestered - thanks for the FourLions tip. havent seen it but i definitely will..

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